miniStories: “Comments Nos. 27 through 36 on the Associated Press Article…” by James Norton
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Comments Nos. 27 through 36 on the Associated Press Article Entitled “Vermont attorney general candidate plans to prosecute President Bush for murder if she wins”
NOONE ABOVE THE LAW
she gets my vote
every1 needs 2 b accntable for actions
posted by dpf12 on Sep. 19, 08 at 8:04 AM | 2 of 4 people liked this comment.
GOOD IN THEORY
Nice sentiment. But writing as someone who wrote a dissertation on the legality of trying the president for murder, it’s a political and procedural non-starter. We might as well charge Satan with murder. At least we could get Congressional approval, and issue a subpoena.
posted by rwebb on Sep. 19, 08 at 9:01 AM | 4 of 6 people liked this comment.
YET ANOTHER DEM
Gullible Dems might go for this, but only libtards will vote for her.
posted by megagop612 on Sep 19, 08 at 9:14 AM | 1 of 4 people liked this comment.
ROB, IS THAT YOU?
Rob Webb? This is Christine. Please, please, please just give me a call. I just want to clear the air. I’m so sorry for how we left things.
posted by christineann on Sep 19, 08 at 9:21 AM | 1 of 2 people liked this comment.
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT
There’s nothing to say. All you had to do is say: “I’m married,” and neither of us would be going through this. Keep going on the R. Penn Warren project. I know you can do it. Take care.
posted by rwebb on Sep. 19, 08 at 9:24 AM | 0 of 5 people liked this comment.
“OBAMANATION”
IF BRACK OSAMA IS ELECTED LOOK OUT FOR MORE STUF LIKE THIS!!! HE’LL PROBALY ARREST ANYONE WHO IOWNS A BUSINESS!
posted by gomccain23 on Sep 19, 08 at 9:25 AM | 2 of 6 people liked this comment.
UNFINISHED TRAIN OF THOUGHT
Rob, it’s complicated. Sean and I are getting separated. I can’t remember the last time I connected to someone so profoundly in a conversation. If you want me to drop it, I will. But I just think we should at least get a drink sometime and try being friends… if nothing else.
posted by christineann on Sep 19, 08 at 9:27 AM | 4 of 5 people liked this comment.
JUST CALL HER
she sems really nice. you can just talk…. right?!?! come on! love is messy so is friendship all you can do is TRY!!!
posted by supersailormoon on Sep 19, 08 at 9:29 AM | 3 of 3 people liked this comment
OK
To be totally honest, there was a lot more I wanted to say, too. How does lunch at Pho Tau Bay sound? I’ll give you a ring…
posted by rwebb on Sep. 19, 08 at 9:31 AM | 6 of 6 people liked this comment.
HE’S THE PRESIDENT
Bush is president ROB I know you don’t like that but you dems just need to admit you LOST!!!! GEt used to SATAN he’ll be spending A LOT OF time with you!!!!!
posted by goright on Sep 19, 08 at 9:44 AM | 2 of 5 people liked this comment.
About the author: James Norton is the co-author of the soon-to-be-published Master Cheesemakers of Wisconsin. He reviews restaurants for City Pages and co-hosts Flak Radio.